This past weekend my wife Jennifer and I went to visit some friends in Toronto. The plan was to go out for dinner and enjoy a quiet night in at their house. We went out for dinner but during dinner Malcolm spiked my dinner with the date rape drug Rohypnol, better known as ruppies. The next thing I know is I'm in the unholiest place on earth, the Air Canada Centre, watching my Boston Bruins lose to the terrible, second from last in the NHL, Toronto Maple Leafs. The next day it was reported that the majority of the Bruins had their dinners spiked with the same drug, which explains the loss. This is the culprit.
Let it be known that the drug wore off before we made our way back to Malcolm and Pilar's house so Malcolm never did get what most people that use that drug wanted. I'm still pure. Gotta watch out for those Leaf fans.
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